I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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