I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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