at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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