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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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