u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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