Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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