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Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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