Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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