No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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