My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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