Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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