Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
