spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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