We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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