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• (269): View more from Michigan

  bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  My vagina just recognized that song.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?

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  Only if you say it like that.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.

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• (323): View more from California

  Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You told your family you're bi over the phone?!

  (240): View more from Maryland

  We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.

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