We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.