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(901): View more from Tennessee

i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."

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(778): View more from British Columbia

yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

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(720): View more from Colorado

Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?

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(914): View more from New York

Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So vagazzling was a success

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