i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
So vagazzling was a success