Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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