hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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