just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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