i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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