yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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