Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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