was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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