there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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