i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
In other news, I just burned my penis
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
A+ Viking dick
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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