CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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