omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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