it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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