i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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