just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
