Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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