I'm going to rape someone's good day.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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