I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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