Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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