just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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