We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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