meet me or not, i'm out of control
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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