so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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