So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Let's paint friendship bongs
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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