I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
MIDGETS
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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