ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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