so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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false alarm. still invincible.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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