what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
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I am midnight drunk by noon
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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