so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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