it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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