i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im holly from the hills drunk
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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