I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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