doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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