some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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