I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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