I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
