you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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