While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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