yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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