Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She's the barista slut.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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