ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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